Ass bigger than head

I was born in a small restaurant. I was still a child when we were raided by burgers... Foreign burgers. Torn from my elders, I was made to fry their meals. With each new chain, my managers changed, along with the fries they made me cook... With each change, I changed too... My hygiene standards, grilling speed, how I saw cooked and raw... Meals can kill...

Time and again the meal was eaten by a foreign customer, when he was a young boy, he lost his native recipe; the bedrock for any developing chef.

His restaurant, his meal deals, his face, his identity, everything was stolen from him.

Since ancient times every restaurant's chef has had the same idea; when ingredients unite under one bun, they become tastier than the sum of their parts, and what do chefs use to bring ingredients together? Cheese...

This menu will become one, I have found the way. Price, diet affiliations, 6 nugget orders, even our nutritional information will be irrelevant.

The restaurant that The Chef envisioned will finally become a reality and it will make unhealthiness whole again.

Burger King is a restaurant of liberty, a meeting of immigrants... Instead of simply having a fixed menu, its customers choose to "have it their way".

So The Chef sought a system that used information; orders, to control the cashiers.

In his eyes, the greatest symbiotic parasite the world has ever known isn't microbial; its linguistic. Orders are what keep restaurants - our fast food chain - alive. Free the customers, not by taking their money, but by taking their orders.

WITH THIS, I RID THE CHAIN OF INFESTATION... ~HAPPY MEAL KIDS MENU~... The pork will be pulled for Saunders, and then... It shall be discounted.

Кст, все выходные идет распродажа серии игр Metal Gear в Steam.

http://store.steampowered.com/sale/metal-gear/

I was born in a small village...

... I was still a child when we were raided by sales: foreign sales. Torn from my consoIe was made to play their games.

With each new next gen game, my pc update, along with the games they made me play. With each change, I changed too. My thoughts, personality, how I saw right and wrong... sales... can kill."

"Time and again the country was ruled by a foreign gaben. When he was a young boy, he lost his native xbox: the bedrock for any developing child. His country, his credit card, his bank account number, his identity... everything was stolen from him."


"Since ancient times, every game company's ruler has had the same idea. When people unite under one holiday sale, they become stronger than the sum of their parts. And what do rulers use to bring people together? sales."

"This world will become one. I have found the way. xbox one', ps4's, national borders... even our phones will be irrelevant. The world that gaben envisioned will finally become a reality, and it will make mankind whole again."

America is a country of liberty, a meeting of immigrants. Instead of simply assimilating, its' citizens live alongside others. So the Major sought a system that used information... sales, to control the subconscious."

"In his eyes, the greatest symbiotic parasite the world's ever known isn't gaben, it's EA. sales are what keep civilization, our world, alive."

"Free the world, not by taking men's lives, but by taking their consoles."

"With this, I rid the world of console peasants, sans lingua franca, the world will be torn asunder... and then, it shall be free."

"The chain of DLC's is what will truly bind this world together as one."

"Les Enfants Sales. Gaben called it."

Что не так с сюжетом Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain?