He made it the fuck up (legit)

ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ʙᴀꜱᴇ ʀᴀᴅɪᴏ | ʙᴇᴀᴛꜱ ᴛᴏ ʙᴜɪʟᴅ ᴀɴ ᴏᴜᴛᴇʀ ʜᴇᴀᴠᴇɴ | ʟᴏ-ꜰɪ

Кст, все выходные идет распродажа серии игр Metal Gear в Steam.

http://store.steampowered.com/sale/metal-gear/

I was born in a small village...

... I was still a child when we were raided by sales: foreign sales. Torn from my consoIe was made to play their games.

With each new next gen game, my pc update, along with the games they made me play. With each change, I changed too. My thoughts, personality, how I saw right and wrong... sales... can kill."

"Time and again the country was ruled by a foreign gaben. When he was a young boy, he lost his native xbox: the bedrock for any developing child. His country, his credit card, his bank account number, his identity... everything was stolen from him."


"Since ancient times, every game company's ruler has had the same idea. When people unite under one holiday sale, they become stronger than the sum of their parts. And what do rulers use to bring people together? sales."

"This world will become one. I have found the way. xbox one', ps4's, national borders... even our phones will be irrelevant. The world that gaben envisioned will finally become a reality, and it will make mankind whole again."

America is a country of liberty, a meeting of immigrants. Instead of simply assimilating, its' citizens live alongside others. So the Major sought a system that used information... sales, to control the subconscious."

"In his eyes, the greatest symbiotic parasite the world's ever known isn't gaben, it's EA. sales are what keep civilization, our world, alive."

"Free the world, not by taking men's lives, but by taking their consoles."

"With this, I rid the world of console peasants, sans lingua franca, the world will be torn asunder... and then, it shall be free."

"The chain of DLC's is what will truly bind this world together as one."

"Les Enfants Sales. Gaben called it."

Nanomachines-danya!